We can't all be as pretty as Ollie Lang

Let's call a spade a spade. We are geeks,misfits, and freaks. We are overweight, underweight, and ugly. We are the ambassadors for 98% of the paintball community - people just like us. We're not rockstars. We're the champions of second place, third place, and even dead last.

Almost Famous was born to fill the void for those of you who are in touch with reality- those of you who have accepted that you're never going to be a rockstar either. And that's okay.

So we invite you to come back to our site often. We're just getting started with our revolution to celebrate the everyman paintball player.

Not everyone can be famous, but anyone can be almost famous. Welcome to the club, Champ.